My Farewell Speech

by Anonymous

This is my farewell speech.
Friends and family! This is me, myself and I saying farewell to all. I hear many of you guys sniffing and I'm glad for so.
I will miss my friends, Beth and Amy for always holding the door for me.
I will miss bickering with most of you guys and I will miss Jared, the teacher I've always, always hated.
I feel bad that the rest of you are staying with Jared but, hey, what can I do.
Also, I am not impressed with Richard's gift for me. You got me an iPhone 4 when I clearly asked for an iPhone 5! So now how am I supposed to be the number 1 glamour girl at my new school, huh? You owe me big time.
Security guards, please kick out anyone that got me only a card, dollarama stuff, cheap chocolate or anything related to Edward Cullen. I am TOTALLY on team Jacob!
And I guess this is it... Farewell.

THIS SPEECH MAY SOUND MEAN BECAUSE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. :D

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